I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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