i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
God I need to hump something, right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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