I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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