He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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