? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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