plz talk dirty to me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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