i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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