There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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