We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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