Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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