just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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