one two three fourrrrnication!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
