you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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