when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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