Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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