If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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