she looked like the before picture.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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