Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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