No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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