I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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