Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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