Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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