Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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