Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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