So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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