You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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