What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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