Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need water and some morals
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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