Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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