their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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