I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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