i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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