Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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