They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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