just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize