Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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