Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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