what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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