So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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