I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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