Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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