Christians are straight up FREAKS
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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