She said her name was "party"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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