That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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