yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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