it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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