After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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