remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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