dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
