Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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