Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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