So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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